***   Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) [3] Classic Jim Carrey. So funny, I had to put newspaper down! Aladdin (1992) [3] Part of the Disney renaissance. Good children's film. Alive (1993) [3] This movie gives a new meaning to a nice piece of ass. Bad Boys (1995) [3] When the Fresh Prince and martin team up...look out! Basic Instinct (1992) [3] I see London, I see France, I see Sharon Stone's...acting skills!. Batman Forever (1995) [3] Okay, another Batman movie. Not too bad...average. Batman Returns (1992) [3] The hero is back to fight the mole people. No...really...that was Danny DeVito. Huh, who knew. Beethoven (1992) [2.5] 600 lb. dog + 40 gallons of drool + Charles Groden's bitter acting = Why did I waste my money. Braveheart (1995) [3] A good epic motion picture. I don't understand why Mel Gibson was always wearing a skirt? Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) [2.5] This movie became a hit tv show. Hmm, I didn;t like that either. Captain Ron (1992) [2.5] Why didn't this captain go down with the ship? Give up, he already went down with Martin Short! City Slickers (1991) [2.5] This was a funny flick, but Billy Crystal...really! Clerks (1994) [2.5] If you know me, then you know I don't like this movie. Sorry sweetie! Cliffhanger (1993) [2.5] Stallone hanging on the side of a mountain. Damn steardy ropes! Coneheads (1993) [2.5] People walking around looking like giant boobs. Then Jane Curtain and Dan Ackroyd starred in this movie! Cool Runnings (1993) [2.5] A fat guy teaching Jamacans how to blob sled. Rrrright! Copycat (1995) [3] Oh can Harry Connick Jr. play a psycho. Excellent flick. Crimson Tide (1995) [3] Me no likey the submarine. The movie just made me nervous. Dick Tracy (1990) [3] A pretty good flick if you take out Madonna. Die Hard 2 (1990) [2.5] The worst of the three. Come on Bruce, try harder. Die Hard: With a Vengance (1995) [3] Better than the first two. Insane cabby rampaging the streets of New York. Yeah, so... Dolores Claiborne (1995) [3] Kathe Bates plays a freak woman. Sound familiar. Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) [2.5] Leslie Neilson cracks me up. Not his best, but a pretty funny movies just the same. Edward Scissorhands (1990) [2.5] Better known as "Never Pleasures Himself." Empire Records (1995) [3] Cool movie. Just a good film. Encino Man (1992) [2.5] Brendan Frasier's mud-caked ass and Pauly Shore. Do you want to see it now? Falling Down (1993) [2.5] Michael Douglas goes insane when he gets stuck in LA traffic. The first signs of Alzheimers begin. Father of the Bride (1991) [3] A funny film. I believe one of Steve Martin's finest pieces. Father of the Bride: Part II (1995) [3] A mother and daughter pregnant at the same time! The only thing believable in this film was Martin Short being gay! Frankenstein (1994) [3] Good remake and a better adaptation of the original book. Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) [2.5] Oh yeah, a complete waste of my two hours. A bunch of catty woman. Ugh! The Good Son (1993) [2.5] Home Alone kid goes ape! Excellent. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) [2.5] Even though the film wasn't that good, how can you bash the Gremlins. Groundhog Day (1993) [3] A lot of people didn't like this movie. I did. I thought it was clever and funny. Grumpier Old Men (1995) [3] Just as good as the first one. These two guys just got funnier with age. Hero (1992) [2.5] Dustin Hoffman fakes saving people in a plane crash. Definitely, definitiely bad. Home Alone (1990) [3] Not a bad film once you got past the horrible parenting. Hook (1991) [2.5] Peter Pan all grown up. Wait, wasn't the whole point of the story that Peter Pan could never grow old...I must have missed a meeting. Hot Shots! (1991) [3] A funny movie. Maybe the only Charlie Sheen movie I enjoyed. Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) [2.5] A funny sequel to the original. Not quite as good though. Kindergarten Cop (1990) [2.5] Arnold...give up comedy, now! King Ralph (1991) [2.5] I thought this was about what I used to do in college after a long night of drinking. The Last of the Mohicans (1992) [3] Good, accurate portrayal of Indian suffering. Too bad they had a white guy playing the Indian. Little Man Tate (1991) [3] I liked this film about a genius kid and his poor mom. Good flick. Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) [2.5] Ah, the era of the spoof movie. This was funny,, but not great. Look Who's Talking Too (1990) [2.5] Subtitle = Still Talking Out of My Ass Mallrats (1995) [2.5] This movie seems very dated. In 50 years no one will be rushing to rent this classic flick. Men At Work (1990) [2.5] You are what you portray on screen. The Mask (1994) [3] Great Carrey film. In the words of the movie, it was smokin! Maverick (1994) [2.5] Let's take Mel Gibson, James Garner and Jodie Foster and put them in a TV remake. Who are the geniuses that came up with that idea?!?! The Mighty Ducks (1992) [2.5] I waited an hour and half to see Emilion Estevez get checked into the boards. I want my money back. Money Train (1995) [2.5] Robert Blake was in this. For some reason he wasn't locked up for this, but he was for killing his wife. Huh? The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) [3] Muppets rule. This was one of my favorite muppet movies. My Cousin Vinny (1992) [3] This was a good movie. Hey, isn't that the Karate Kid on the stand. Yes Daniel son. Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) [3] A sequel that was as equally goofy and funny as the first. Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) [3] See Anna Nicole Smith before she went crazy, got fat and married an old coot! Nine Months (1995) [2.5] Funny in bits. It did have its moments. Outbreak (1995) [3] Hoffman, Russo, Freeman and the monkey from friends. Who will win, who will survive!!! PCU (1994) [2.5] There were some good parts in this movie. And was that David Spade. Yikes! Point Break (1991) [2.5] Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves. No thinking in this movie. Pulp Fiction (1994) [3] Good film. Very dark humor, but a great rebirth for John Travolta's dead career. Thanks to this movie, no Looking Who's Talking 5: Puberty! Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) [3] Very funny spoof on the Robin Hood flicks. Go Mel! The Santa Clause (1994) [3] I liked this movie. It was a cute kids movie, but I think adults could enjoy it as well. Scent of a Woman (1992) [2.5] If she smells like crap, then she must have seen this film. Sister Act (1992) [3] This was genuinely a funny movie with a good concept. Sleepless in Seattle (1993) [2.5] Meg Ryan probably was sleepless in Seattle because she get her annoyingness out of her head! Sneakers (1992) [2.5] Robert Redford needed some cash so he made this movie. So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993) [2.5] Mike Meyers' first attempt at a comedy flick. Note I said attempt. Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) [3] Better than the first. Arnold was still great. Thelma and Louis (1991) [3] The ending was great. I couldn't think of a better way to kill those two off. Threesome (1994) [3] Cool movie. I liked the philospical thoughts at the end...I could really relate. Not to the gay part, but the overall thoughts. Tombstone (1993) [2.5] Good western, but I have seen better. Tommy Boy (1995) [3] Classic Farley and Spade. The best of their duo flicks. Unforgiven (1992) [3] Excellent western. An instant Eastwood classic. Unlawful Entry (1992) [2.5] If Ray Liotta ever broke into my house, I'd kick him in the head for making this movie. Wayne's World (1992) [3] Funny flick that did about as much as it could with the skit from SNL. Wayne's World 2 (1993) [2.5] This movie was okay. The first was better. Party on Garth, Don't make another sequel Wayne! While You Were Sleeping (1995) [2.5] While you were sleeping we allowed Sandra Bullock and Bill Paxton/Pullman to go out and make a cheesy chick flick. Wait, wasn't the premise for Nightmare on Elm Street! White Men Can't Jumo (1992) [3] I liked this movie. It was fun to watch and a cool concept for a film.

	**   3 Men and a Little Lady (1990) [2] Sounds like a house full of pedophyles to me! The Addams Family (1991) [2] Oh what a crappy, crappy movie. Snap, snap. Addams Family Values (1993) [2] Lets take a mediocre film and make a sequel. Hmm, poof, instant turd. Airheads (1994) [2] Not funny at all. Arachnaphobia (1990) [2] Why didn't John Goodman just sit on all of those spiders. Or fart. Assassins (1995) [2] Stallone plays a hired hit man. Funny, isn't that the same thing that happened to his career? Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure (1991) [2] If the first sucked, imagine how bad this one was. Bird on a Wire (1990) [2] Mel, Goldie, please stop the torture. Blown Away (1994) [1.5] I went into this movie thinking it was a XXX flick. I was sadly disappointed! Boomerang (1992) [2] Like Eddie Murphy could ever make it to Congress. Now that's a comedy. Candyman (1992) [2] Not good, not goo at all.. Child's Play 2 (1990) [2] Chucky's back. Wait, this isn't a comedy. City Slicker II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994) [2] Maybe they shouldv'e left Curly dead and buried and stayed in the city. The Crow (1994) [2] Dark movie that I did not like at all. Curly Sue (1991) [1.5] Jim Bulushi = automatic 2 The Cutting Edge (1992) [1.5] Hockey player turned figure skater. That seems about right. Darkman (1990) [1.5] One of those bad films that make you tilt your head slightly and say huh? Days of Thunder (1990) [2] Tom and Nicole trying to be trailer trash. Didn't work. Death Becomes Her (1992) [1.5] We couldn't be so lucky! Desperado (1995) [1.5] Antonio Banderas is on the rampage in Mexico. Good...keep him there! Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitters Dead. (1991) [2] Don't tell her we made this miserable film either. The Doors (1991) [2] Wow, Jim Morrison died of a drug overdose. Who knew. Dutch (1991) [2] Why this film was made, I will never, ever know! The Flintstones (1994) [2] Take a hit cartoon, make it real life and good...please step forward. Not so fast Flintstones...I see Rosie ODonnell in that cast. Kids (1995) [2] As a social commentary...a good film. As an entertaining movie...uh, no! Hocus Pocus (1993) [2] Bette Midler as a witch. Isn't that type casting? Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) [1.5] Moral of this story - Lose your kid once, shame on me, lose your kids twice, shame on you you negligent bitch. Lawnmower Man (1992) [2] I'm still not sure if I understood this one. That is why I gave it a two. Leap of Faith (1992) [2] Oh Steve, why has thou forsaken us. Malice (1993) [2] Alec Baldwin playing a doctor. Hmm, that was too much of a stretch for me! The Man Without a Face (1993) [2] Awe, Mel Gibson has a disfguring scar on his face. Pretty boy wants us to feel bad. Awe! My Blue Heaven (1990) [2] Not good. very painful to watch. My Girl (1991) [1.5] Best part of the movie - Culkin dies in the end from bee stings. Hee-hee. The Net (1995) [2] I paid $6.50 to see Sandra Bullock in a movie about the Internet. Not once was she naked...man, talk about fiction! The People Under the Stairs (1991) [1.5] Was I scared...only that they would make a sequel. Powder (1995) [2] Man, if this dude were any whiter, he'd be clear! Predator 2 (1990) [2] Jesse Venture died in the first 5 minutes. After that, it was all downhill. Problem Child (1990) [1.5] I am getting sick just thinking of this movie. So bad, so very bad. Radio Flyer (1992) [2] Let's make a movie about a wagon. Huh, huh...that sounds good. The River Wild (1994) [2] Meryll Streep, Kevin Bacon and some annoying brat. Oh yeah, that smells of disaster! The Road to Wellville (1994) [2] Uh, yeah. Corn flakes will never, ever be the same again! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) [2] If its Kevin Costner, its got to be bad! Showgirls (1995) [1.5] Horrible movie. A point and a half though for T and A. Woo-hoo. Sliver (1993) [2] Sharon Stone whoring around in an apartment while everyone watches. Not as good as it sounds. Son-in-Law (1993) [1.5] Pauly Shore is ass-less chaps. Here comes dinner revisited. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (1990) [2] Walking talking turtles. And they wonder why our generation is so messed up! Toys (1992) [2] Robin Williams acting like a kid. Wow, that must have been hard for him? Universal Soldier (1992) [2] Van Damme as a robot. At least that explained his horrible accent. Virtuosity (1995) [2] The reason it took Densel Washington and Russell Crowe so long to win an Academy Award!

	*   Drop Dead Fred (1991) [1] No, really, drop dead Fred! Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992) [1] Great concept. So when the baby craps itself, does it wipe out a city the size of Deluth? KUFFS (1992) [1] Christian Slater is in it. Automatic 1! Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) [1] Oh Tom. This was your darkest hour! Look Who's Talking Now (1993) [1] John Travolta and Kirstie Ally back for another sequel. Signs of the Apocalypes # 5 Problem Child 2 (1991) [1] If I ever meet John Ritter, the movie will be the first reason I kick him in the mommy-daddy button. The Reaissance Man (1994) [1] I wish outside the set of this ovie there would have been one of those "You must be this tall to act in this movie" signs. Sorry Mr. DeVito. Not this movie. Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993) [1] Only Whoopi could destroy a good things as bad as she did! Tremors (1990) [1] Another Kevin Bacon piece of art. Waith, I mean crap!

	Look Ma, No Stars!   Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) [0] The only movie I ever wished ended with a murder-suicide! To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995) [0] Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo playing drag queens driving across the country. Now do you know why it got a 0 Wolf (1994) [0] I have actually watched dogs sniffing each others butts that are better than this film. Oh so bad!

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