***   All of Me (1984) [3 This was a hilarious film. Steve Martin can really pull off this role of a woman in aman's body...kind of scary he is so good at it. An American Tail (1986) [2.5] Okay for a cartoon. As a kid, I loved it. Back To the Future II (1989) [3] This was my least favorite of the three and it still gets a 3. Pretty good. Batman (1989) [3] The best of them all. Well done and fun to watch. batteries not included (1987) [2.5] Hey, they are aliens. Maybe the old people should stay away from them! Big (1988) [3] This was Tom Hanks first big hit. It was good, but he did get better. Big Top Pee Wee (1988) [2.5] Before the scandal, this was a funny movie. After, it is hilarious. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) [2.5] I am still not sure how this movie got made or how Keanu ever learned that many lines. Biloxi Blues (1988) [3] I liked this movie. One of those movies that I am not sure why I liked it, but I did. Brewster's Millions (1985) [2.5] The worst movie to ever be rerun over and over and over again. Child's Play (1988) [2.5] A movie that was more funny than scarey. Christine (1983) [3] Creep as hell. Who would have guessed a car could be possessed and kill people? Coming To America (1988) [2.5] I am not sure why I sat through this one. Oh yeah, it claimed it was a comedy. Crocodile Dundee (1986) [2.5] Never a big fan of these movies, this one did have some redeeming qualities. Not many, though. Die Hard (1988) [3] A good action flick. Bruce Willis made for a good hero in this one. Dirty Dancing (1987) [2.5] This movie sucked so bad it made me laugh. That's why I gave it a 2.5. E.T. the Extra-Terrstrial (1982) [3] No matter how much acclaim this film receives, i can't bring myself to rate it any higher than average. Funny Farm (1988) [2.5] I am not sure why Chevy Chase thought he would be funny, but he did. The Fly (1986) [3] A remake of the classic that I thought was pretty cool. The special effects don't really withstand the test of time, but not many do. The Fly II (1989) [2.5] If a fly man has sex with a woman and they have a kid will they have a fly baby? This movie answers that question. Galipoli (1981) [3] Not a bad film about war. Mel Gibson looks like he is about twelve! Ghostbusters (1984) [3] Great flick. There is osme dry humor in this film that is just hilarious. Gorillas in the Mist (1988) [2.5] Did anyone else think Weaver had a thing for one of those hairy apes? The Great Muppet Caper (1981) [3] Hands down, the Muppets will always have good films. A bad one just can't be found. The Great Outdoors (1988) [2.5] John Candy vs. a black bear. Sounds better than it was. Harry and the Hendersons (1987) [3] This was an okay movie when it first came. Should have been called son of Chewbacca. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) [2.5] Was it just me, or did you really want to see someone tramp on those mini kids? Innerspace (1987) [2.5] In fifth grade, this was my favorite movie. Now...not so much. The Karate Kid (1984) [3] Who wouldn't like Mr. Miagi! Wax on...wax off. The Karate Kid Part II (1986) [2.5] The first one was okay. Let's not overkill it...too late! La Bamba (1987) [2.5] I wonder how this movie will end...A plane crash dumbass! The Little Mermaid (1989) [2.5] Cute film. I want to say something bad here...but its a kids movie! Little Shop of Horrors (1986) [2.5] You have to be a fan of Rick Moranis to like this film. Unfortunately, I am not. The Lost Boys (1987) [3] This was actually a pretty good flick. Vampires, maggots and the Corey's. I don't know what was scariest. Mickey's Christmas Story (1983) [3] Such a classic Disney flick. My first taste of a Dicken's classic and the one I compare all future remakes against. Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988) [3] Oh so funny. Definitely sent the bar for the other two films. Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986) 3] A movie I think every guy has seen at least once. Very sexual...very good :-) The Outsiders (1983) [2.5] A movie about punk kids who cause trouble. Not bad, but it definitely lost something over time. Parenthood (1989) [2.5] Kind of funny, kind of not. Okay if you're bored. Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985) [3] Another classic from our generation. Despite the fact Pee Wee turned out the way he did, we still love it. Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) [3] Very funny. I love the car on fire scene. Very similar to Tommy Boys deer scene. Pet Sematary (1989) [2.5] Hey, if this movie were true, we would have had 57 dogs, 19 fish and a ferret terrorizing our house! Porky's II: The Next Day (1983) [3] This was a pretty funny sequel that followed a hilarious original. Porky's Revenge (1985) [2.5] Now we are just grasping for straws. The Princess Bride (1987) [2.5] I'll be nice. Just not one of my favorites. I just didn't like it. Project X (1987) [3] Any movie that makes my brother cry is an automatic 3. Revenge of the Nerds (1984) [3 Classic movie about nerds taking over. No, this was not the true story of the life of Bill Gates. See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) [2.5] This movie was funny, but it was still one of those cheesy 80's flicks. Supergirl (1984) [2.5] Nice try to make a super hero sexually equal. It just didn't work for me. Superman III (1983) [3] The Superman movies slowly start to slip. This was still okay. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) [2.5] I love the Superman movies but I couldn't bring myself to rate this one any higher. Terminator (1984) [3] Good movie with cool effects for the time. Arnold rocked this film. The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) [3] If I have said it once, I have said it a million times...the Muppets are gold!. Three Men and a Baby (1987) [2.5] Take a look at the three men...that kid has got to be adopted. Throw Momma From the Train (1987) [2.5] If you haven't guessed by now, I hate Danny DeVito. So, nothing nice could be said here. Weird Science (1985) [3] This is just one of those tacky 80's flicks that I loved. I don't know why, I just do. When Harry Met Sally (1989) [3] Take two of the most annoying actors on the planet, put them in a dating flick...boom, here is the film. Young Guns (1988) [3] A good western with some young cowboys instead of some grizzled old bastard.

	**   Adventures in Babysitting (1987) [2] Despite my wife's persuassions, this one only gets a two. I just couldn't hack it. All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989) [2] A good kids movie but for adults...boring! Bachelor Party (1984) [2] Hey Tom Hanks...wasn't Bossom Buddies enough! Beetlejuice (1988) [2] Say it three times and you'll get to see a crappy movie! Cat's Eye (1985) [2] Speilberg was involved in this film. Not everyone can be perfect. Clue (1985) [1.5] Hate the game...hate the movie! Commando (1985) [2] One of Arnold's early bombs. Signs of things to come. Critters (1986) [2] Little round fuzz balls killing people. believe it or not, Danny Devito wasn't even in this one. Crocodile Dundee 2 (1988) [1.5] That's not a sucky movie. Now this is a sucky movie! Dead Calm (1989) [2] Not suspenseful, not great acting, not good. Dragnet (1987) [2] One of those flicks from Tom Hanks' dark ages! Trust me...this was horrible. Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) [1.5] Any movie with the words Ernest Goes to=instant 1.5. Firestarter (1984) [2] Probably an excellent book. That is where it should have stayed. Fletch (1985) [1.5] I hated this film. Alot of people liked it, but I am sure it is one of Chevy Chase's worst. Ghostbusters II (1989) [2] One of those sequels that was so much worse than the first one, I began to like the first one even less because of name association. Great Balls of Fire (1989) [2] A decent portrayal of Jerry Lee Lewis' life, but just not a good movie in general. Iron Eagle (1986) [1.5] Top Gun was awesome, now let's make a movie that copies that, with uglier people and less of a story. Cool! K-9 (1989) [2] This was just a low budget Turner and Hooch. Look Who's Talking (1989) [2] A novel idea for a film that was destroyed by all of the sequels. Mannequin (1987) [2] I have seen this movie probably a 100 times. That is 101 times too many. Masters of the Universe (1987) [1.5] Cartoon He-Man=Cool; Dolph Lundgren He-Man=Turd. Overboard (1987) [2] Golide Hawn falls off a boat and becomes a red neck. Was that much of a stretch for her? Predator (1987) [2] Arnold fights an illegal alien. Then they both become friends and get their green cars together. Return to Oz (1985) [1.5] Another tornado whips Dorothy to Oz again. Kansas has some f'ed up twisters! RoboCop (1987) [2] Let's take a dying policeman and make him into part robot, part human. Nothing could go wrong, unless someone makes a movie about it. Short Circuit (1986) [2] Johnny 5 is alive. Unplug that annoying bastard. Short Circuit 2 (1988) [2] Maybe its just time to sell Johnny 5 for parts or send him to that giant recylcing bin in the sky. Teen Wolf (1985) [2] Jason Bateman is a tennage werewolf. That sounds like box office gold...NOT! Three Fugitives (1989) [1.5] There was a reason these three were running away. This movie stunk. Turner and Hooch (1989) [2] If someone told me one of the two main characters would win an Oscar some day, my money would have been on the dog! Twins (1988) [2] Look, Arnold took a dump. No wait...that just Danny DeVito. UHF (1989) [2] Weird Al made a movie...need I say more. Uncle Buck (1989) [2] I remember this being so funny as a kid. I recently revisited this for ten Willow (1988) [2] A movie about a short, pudgy little troll with magical powers. Hmmm...I don't think so. Young Einstein (1988) [2] Let's make a fictional account of a famous physicist's younger years and lets put some guy named Yahoo Serious in it. Oh yeah...how could this be so bad!

	*   Elvira Mistress of the Dark (1988) [1] This one was so bad, it left me speechless. I just don't know what to say about it. Enemy Mine (1986) [1] If I was stuck on a planet like the one in this movie with the choice of living or dying...death would never be sweeter. Howard the Duck (1986) [1] Didn't they refund peoples money for this film. No, well hey should have. Labrynth (1986) [1] Oh so bad, so very, very bad. Over the Top (1987) [1] That is exactly where my lunch was after watching ten minutes of this bomb. Popeye (1980) [1] I will never understand how Robin Williams survived this debacle! Roxanne (1987) [1] Steve Martin should have been shot for this horrible train wreck! Summer School (1987) [1] Dear Director of Summer School: I will hunt you down and beat you for this! Teen Wolf Too (1987) [1] Was the first really good enough to make a sequel. HELL NO!

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